I am a Dell Printer part.

I am a critical part for a Dell Printer. I stopped working. That sucks. Fortunately, I've got a brother. You might call up my bro at 4:45 on Tuesday. He'd show up by 10:00 AM on Wednesday. Now that is awesome. Especially if you were 4 days late getting your monthly statements out the door because of the New Years Holiday.

What's really cool about me is that my brother was shipped in an efficient container. He came with instructions about how broken old me could get sent back to the Mothership and recycled instead of being thrown out.

That's a lot different than Office Depot's shipping policy. Apparently they think that 43 bags. 43 bags. 43 bags! of air stuffed shipping material is just enough to keep a calendar's internal parts from breaking. That's good. Because the inside of this calendar are probably as complex as a Delorean Time Machine.